“He dreamed he was eating Shredded Wheat and woke to find the mattress half gone.” — Fred Allen
(NOT a simple solve! But, it kind of seems familiar. Almost like we’ve had this one before. Maybe I just saw it one time when I was looking up other humorous Fred Allen quotes? I don’t know. But, cereals like Shredded Wheat, and plain old Cheerios, are pretty bland. I always preferred Rice Krispies, Puffed Wheat, Corn Flakes, and Raisin Bran. Even without sugar, they seemed to have a little more flavor. Be well and do good, friends.) — YUR
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