. . . a man with a healthy head of hair, who takes great pride in its appearance.

Every day he gets into the shower to wash his wondrous locks

He wets his head and works up a robust lather with his exclusive shampoo

He never picks up a bar of soap to wash his arm pits, groin, backside, or feet

Standing ramrod straight, he keeps his legs shut together, his butt cheeks clenched

His toes tightly closed as well.  Even his arms stay close to his torso,

raised only enough for his hands to reach his hair.

Rinsing the shampoo from his hair sends a sudsy dribble that never penetrates

His luxurious hair always looking – and smelling – phenomenal

The rest of his body . . .  a lot less clean, and a lot more pungent

This is the unspoken reality of . . . “the trickle down theory”

Be well and do good, friends

  YUR


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