“I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.” — Edward Chilton
(What’s the frequency, Kenneth??? I have no idea what this man is talking about. If it’s some kind of joke, I need someone to ‘splain it to me. Be well and do good, friends.) — YUR
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I’m glad I’m not the only one who was flummoxed by the Deep Inner Meaning of the quote.
I didn’t look up the gentleman in question, but could it be the Chilton of auto repair manual fame who might think everything in the known time-space continuum can be defined in automotive terms???
Art
Must be the Chilton that writes all those car repair books.
Ah! So the universe is supposed to be like some immense battery? Did he get that analogy from Sagan? Hmm. Thanks, Art and John!
Lou,
Your “Sent from my I-phone”s keep arriving as blanks. Get some eight year old to show you what you’re doing wrong!
— YUR