Jumble Solved – 04/05/23

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Visual Description:  The American experience?

MAHES  =  SHAME,  SBCAI  =  BASIC,  LAHHET  =  HEALTH,  FCAYRT  =  CRAFTY   —   Giving us:  HEBAILTRFT

Clue/Question:  After their nasty divorce, she called her ex-husband her – – –

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Answer:  BITTER HALF

(And . . . you don’t wanna know what he calls her!  A decently stinky Jumble pun.  One statistic says that 50 percent of all marriages in the U.S. will end in separation or divorce!  That is a pretty sad number.  The reasons are varied, but the biggest ones seem to be infidelity and finances.  Me and the missus are coming up on 37 years.  It hasn’t always been pink in the palace, but the good times outnumber the bad.  I’m all for personal freedoms, but it seems to me that maybe it should be a little harder to get married.  So many don’t really know what they’re getting into.

Basic and shameless Jumble clue words!  I thought that “lahhet” was a healthy jumble, even though we have had it before.  We’ve also seen “mahes” in a previous Jumble.  The other two appear to be new.  The answer letter layout was a crafty ten letter jumble.  It did a fine job of disguising the final answer.  The quotation marks in the final answer slots were a help.

Great supermarket scene cartoon.  The ex-wife is accusing her ex of wearing a scowl, but it sure doesn’t look like she is exactly wearing a smile.  I can’t quite make out the name of what looks to be some kind of cereal on the shelf.  Some kind of Flakes.  I liked the deli counter guy talking to the other woman customer in the background.  Be well and do good, friends.)   —   YUR

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2 comments

  1. The face of the divorced woman screams ANGRY 😡! JJ has made drawing annoyed 😒 women an art form 🎨. It’s a true talent that Jeff seems to show in each and every cartoon of our lady friends 👩. A true Master of the Mad, the Prince of Puss. One would think that Old Jeffrey has seen his share of pissed off princesses (POP) 👸 in his day!

    Speaking of angry old ladies, the folks over there 👉 snorted 💨 a mere 7x y’day, with just 4 from their Queen of Mean 🙋🏻‍♀️. Back to bed 🛌 💤 for our Covid ridden friend 😷 Tks 💉. Stay safe out there and feel better soon, friend! 🤥

    Passover is happening 🇮🇱 Spin the dreidel and have a happy Holy Thursday 🥯 for those who celebrate 🎉 ! Have a fast fast 💨.

    Mazel Tov,

    — Smitty

  2. Smitty,

    Considering how politically correct Jeff always strives to be it is a bit incongruous the way that he often draws women. I don’t know. Everyone has their inner demons, I guess. — YUR

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