Cryptoquote Spoiler – 05/20/17

“There’s no cure for ugly, but you can make yourself into a human optical illusion.”   —   Jenna Marbles

(It’s true.  No offense, but especially for women.  I’ve seen little film clips of a *beautiful* woman, who proceeds to remove her hair, her eye lashes, her makeup, and some teeth, only to reveal a very plain Jane.  I suppose guys can do it too.  I feel I look totally different if I don’t blow dry/style my hair!  I had to look up this Jenna girl, but it’s a little hard to describe her.  Ask your kid, or grandkid.  Be well and do good, friends.)   —   YUR

Jumble Spoiler – 05/20/17

Visual Description:  Future vet – hopefully – at the net.

KERYP  =  PERKY,  SRIVO  =  VISOR,  YNERDT  =  TRENDY,  LUBDOE  =  DOUBLE   —   Giving us:  PERVSOTREDOU

Clue/Question:  The college tennis star planned to join the Army and was – – –

Answer:  PROUD TO SERVE

(No new clue words, all new jumbles.  Saw them all immediately.  Nice letter groupings.  The answer letter layout was the best jumble, but the answer was pretty evident.  Swell cartoon.  Be well and do good, friends.)   —   YUR