Waging WAR on Ignorance, Intolerance & Injustice!
“A good many car drivers don’t need seat belts as much as they need straight jackets.” — Source Unknown
(Don’t get me started on bad drivers! I could go on for days. Although, pretty much all of us, at some point in time, have been guilty of some kind of lapse of judgment behind the wheel. But, when it’s the other guy . . . they’re an idiot! LOL! Be well and do good, friends.) — YUR
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“There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.” — Source Unknown
(If I had to guess, I’d say this sounds like something Oscar Wilde might have said. But then again, it could’ve been Erma Bombeck, or Art Buchwald. Someone with a good sense of humor. Be well and do good, friends.) — YUR
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“Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic!” — Source Unknown
(Cute! I’m pretty sure that only the more devoted/extreme evangelicals believe in Noah’s Ark, these days. But, it still makes for a fun quote. There’s no denying that professionals built the Titanic though. Pretty easy solve today. Be well and do good, friends.) — YUR
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“Will the last person out of the tunnel please turn off the light?“ — Source Unknown
(This is a quote? I don’t even get it. Something to do with the light at the end of the tunnel? And, the light, which wouldn’t be in the tunnel . . . So, this is some kind of joke, I suppose. But, I’ve never heard it before. It made for a fairly challenging cipher though. Be well and do good, friends.) — YUR
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“A good many car drivers don’t need seat belts as much as they need straight jackets.” — Source Unknown
(I’m pretty sure this unknown source was somebody’s mom! I think they – the drivers – are mostly adrenaline junkies. They’ve got the need for speed! Be well and do good, friends.) — YUR
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“The two agencies that redistribute great fortunes are taxation and offspring.” — Source Unknown
(“Unknown” maybe, but most likely a Republican! Refresh my memory. The *Offspring Agency* is part of which Department??? LOL! Be well and do good, friends.) — YUR
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“What is it that disappears when you make a U-turn? A parking space.” — Source Unknown
(This is part of the driving branch of Murphy’s Law! It’s a good thing, for me, that civilization has brought us to where we are, because my predatory skills are sorely lacking. Even though the women were supposed to be the gatherers, while the men were the hunters, I’m ALWAYS losing a parking spot to some sneaky woman! I just don’t have those instincts. I almost always end up parking in the hinterlands, and have to trek in from the boonies. Be well and do good, friends.) — YUR
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