Jumble Spoiler – 12/31/09

Visual Description:  An oenophile making some selections for his collection.

BICCU  =  CUBIC,  LEXIE  =  EXILE,  LAPRIL  =  PILLAR,  LESTUS  =  TUSSLE   —   Giving us:  CBEELARTSL

Clue/Question:  What the writer ended up with when he bought the vintage wines.

Answer:  A BEST “CELLAR”

(An easy jumble, to end a horribly difficult and disappointing 2009.  Thank you, President Obama and our highly dysfunctional and mercenary/money-grubbing Congress!  Yes, We Can’t!  Change We Can Bereave In! And a BIG special Thank You to the Obstructionist Republicans and all the “Fair and Balanced” co-conspirators/instigators at FOX News!  Without you guys something constructive might have actually been achieved this year.  Hey, Rush!  There’s still some time to make the 2009 Final Farewell List!  Offensive?  Insensitive??  Inappropriate???  Tough tamales, muchachos.  Hey, look!  They remembered quotation marks for today’s jumble!) —   YUR

Cryptoquote Spoiler – 12/29/09

“A man without ethics is a wild beast loosed upon this world.”   — Albert Camus

(Why does this statement make me think of those commentators such as Michael Savage, Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh?  Guys who – day in and day out – spout the equivalent of yelling “FIRE!” in a crowded theater, and then somehow justify it all as “just entertainment”.  These jackals prey on the fears and insecurities of a quickly declining majority.  These low creatures utilize “jackal language” to subvert all feelings of compassion and/or empathy for those who aren’t like them.  Wild beasts, indeed.) —   YUR

The Liberal Response to: Limbaugh Addresses CPAC

Fuck You,

You Fat,

Ignorant,

Greasy

pile of

Hitler Shit!

(Sometimes . . . the measured, rational reply does just NOT apply . . . nor satisfy.) — Your Uncle Rave