Cryptoquote Spoiler – 04/14/16

“When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.”   —   Rita Rudner

(That’s okay, Rita.  I’m sure you have total recall to remind him of each and every time he wasn’t.  Even women who generally sucked at History seem to be able to recite the:  date, time of day, weather conditions, where you both were, what you were wearing, what she was wearing, whether you were drunk or sober, whether you passed gas, etc., etc., etc. . . . when you did/said . . .  whatever wrong.    And, I’m intentionally leaving out phases of the moon.  No need to be silly.  Be well and do good, friends.)   —   YUR

Cryptoquote Spoiler – 10/06/12

Rita Rudner (Photo credit: LOL Comedy TV)

“Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.”   —   Rita Rudner

(Rita Rudner is brilliant!  I love her, and I’m so glad she has finally graced this blog, via the Cryptoquote.  Very funny lady.  Be well and do good, friends.)   —   YUR

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