“Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out.” — Princess Anne
(Some innovative, progressive-minded golf course owner should come up with a promotion to combine the two activities. Maybe just a one day a week thing, maybe more. Think of it! Health benefits: for the dogs, and for the fat asses who might normally take a golf cart. Ever changing, impromptu “hazards”. A little extra work for the groundskeepers and the caddies. And, a generous supply of organic fertilizer! I think even George Carlin might approve of this arrangement. Remember where you heard it first, folks!) — YUR
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