(All apologies to Tommy Ramone)
Spitzkrieg Slop
Hey, ho! Let go! Hey, ho! Let go!
Hey, ho! Let go! Hey, ho! Let go!
They found out I am Client 9
I stepped upon a land mine
Matt Lauer’s losing his mind
The Spitzkrieg Slop
They found out I paid 4 grand
Joe Bruno told me: Pound sand
I’ll soon be using my hand
The Spitzkrieg Slop
Hey, ho! Let go. Shoot me in the crotch now
What they want, for me to go
They smelled blood, what a show
They’re foaming at the mouth now
And Silda’s having a cow
My girls’ll hear it, and how
The Spitzkrieg Slop
They’re piling on in Wall Street
Because they know I’m dead meat
They’re kicking me in the seat
The Spitzkrieg Slop
Hey, ho! Let go. Shoot me in the crotch now
What they want, for me to go
They smelled blood, what a show
I cheated on my haus frau
She’s gonna make me say: Ow
She’ll take away my kids now
The Spitzkrieg Slop
They’ve gotten up my behind
So now I’ve got to resign
The poontang wasn’t THAT fine
The Spitzkrieg Slop
Hey, ho! Let go! Hey, ho! Let go!
Hey, ho! Let go! Hey, ho! I’LL GO!!!
Who luvs ya, babies? Your Uncle Rave does.
Spam Message of the Year!
Published February 15, 2012 Blogging , Commentary , Media Leave a CommentTags: Blog, Nonsense, Poetry, Spam, Travel
. . . Well, so far, at least!
Every single day I receive varying amounts of spam, which WordPress is very good about filtering out, from the legitimate comments. Usually, the spam is full of complimentary praise, designed to get you to accept it. But, it’s always so non-specific to the post that it’s allegedly commenting on, and the English is generally very suspect.. Other times the spam is just a mish-mosh of letters, numbers and symbols, mixed in with the occasional words and phrases. However, every so often you get a spam message that doesn’t fit the mold. I received this one the other day, and for some reason, I feel compelled to share it with all of you!
“if the buffalo in my head could speak german i would not know a god damm thing. What i do know is that the language of art is out of this world. 977229” — Wollin@aol.com
How wonderfully quirky! It’s both strangely cryptic, and semi-poetic. Again, the English – and the spelling – is very suspect, in parts, but it has a whimsical quality to it. I have no idea whose email address this is, and very likely it has been cloned/hacked, but if someone wants to write to this person . . . feel free! No, I’m just kidding! You’d either be just adding to this person’s misery, or you might even open yourself up to being hacked/cloned. Just enjoy this for the random nonsense that it is. Be well, do good . . . and search for hidden beauty, friends. — YUR
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