Sunday Cryptoquote Spoiler – 08/06/17

“You do not sew with a fork, and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles.”   —   Miss Piggy on Chinese food

(Very amusing!  Uncovering the author’s name was more than half the fun!  But, this was not our first Miss Piggy quote.  Seems we’ve had one in the past.  WordPress should link the earlier one to this one.  Be well and do good, friends.)   —   YUR

Sunday Cryptoquote Spoiler – 08/02/15

Cooked clams on a plate. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

“Clams.  I simply cannot imagine why anyone would eat something slimy served in an ashtray.”   —   Miss Piggy

(I’m with Miss Piggy on this one.  Or oysters, for that matter!  I’m just not big on shellfish.  But, plenty of people DO like them.  This actually made for a fairly challenging solve.  It was 50/50 on the D being the I, but supposing the ING in “something” led me to “imagine”, then the rest kind of fell into place.  Be well and do good, friends.)   —   YUR

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