“Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted the whole day.” — Mickey Rooney
(Very funny quote, from a guy who was only married about . . . mmm, eight times! We either had this quote, or a similar marriage quote of his, sometime before. He lived a nice long life, and he was a performer from age three, ’til almost the day he died! Be well and do good, friends.) — YUR
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We’ve definitely had this quote before. I haven’t been doing these more than a couple of years, so it wasn’t that long ago. It is a funny one.
Thanks for saying I’m not nuts, Joy! — YUR
December 16, 2018’s Cryptoquote was “Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you’ll meet that night.” Paul Hornung
Opposing viewpoints!
Aah! Thanks, Amy! Maybe Paul kinda borrowed/turned the phrase of Mickey’s? Either way, I guess Joy and I were wrong. Thanks again! — YUR
Excellent research, Amy! I wonder how many quotes start out, “Never/always get married…”
I don’t know, but Paul only has the two marriages, as opposed to Mick’s eight! They’re both humorous quotes though. — YUR
Mickey Rooney: One of the last funny actors of my parents’ generation.