“Fortunately, nature designed the human anatomy to make it impossible for us to kick ourselves.” — Dear Abby
(Maybe toe to butt, but I used to be able to heel myself in the butt, back in the day! Nowadays my flexibility does not allow for this. Probably a good thing. Be well and do good, friends.) — YUR
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Unc,
Did you mean “heal to butt” ?
???, lwc? — YUR
I used to do that too, UR … I might try it again, if I’m sure nobody is looking …
I wouldn’t, roy! Chances are you’ll hurt yourself. And, then you’ll really be kicking yourself! — YUR