Jumble Spoiler – 04/14/16

Visual Description:  Putting minerals back in the soil?

PUYGP  =  GUPPY,  BAINC  =  CABIN,  ROMMEY  =  MEMORY,  TERATO  =  ROTATE   —   Giving us:  UPPCBMRROE

Clue/Question:  The farmer with all the junked cars on his land had a – – – 

Answer:  BUMPER CROP

(Fantastic!  I’ve been around a few rural types in my life, and the rusting wreck used to be a staple of the barnyard vicinity.  I don’t have access to the ralis95 clue word database, but I’m relatively certain these are all old favorites.  All of today’s jumbles are new though!  The answer letter layout was a true thing of beauty.  No giveaways.  The cartoon is great, but my print out is a little blurry.  Looks like a good number of rust buckets.  Be well and do good, friends.)   —   YUR

Cryptoquote Spoiler – 04/14/16

“When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.”   —   Rita Rudner

(That’s okay, Rita.  I’m sure you have total recall to remind him of each and every time he wasn’t.  Even women who generally sucked at History seem to be able to recite the:  date, time of day, weather conditions, where you both were, what you were wearing, what she was wearing, whether you were drunk or sober, whether you passed gas, etc., etc., etc. . . . when you did/said . . .  whatever wrong.    And, I’m intentionally leaving out phases of the moon.  No need to be silly.  Be well and do good, friends.)   —   YUR