Cryptoquote Spoiler – 07/02/11

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“I believe in opening mail once a month, whether it needs it or not.”   —   Bob Considine

(A man after my own heart!  I HATE mail!  I’ve got a little over a week’s worth staring at me as I write this.)   —   YUR

http://www.preserveramapo.org/

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Jumble Spoiler – 07/02/11

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Visual Description:  Pepicella Le Pew’s failed attempt as a cosmetic counter girl.

KIPSM  =  SKIMP,  ATUTN  =  TAUNT,  RTOTAH  =  THROAT,  FMINUF  =  MUFFIN   —   Giving us:  SKTATTUIN

Clue/Question:  The skunk would probably get fired from her job because she . . .

Answer:  STUNK AT IT

(Pretty easy, today!  Cute drawing.  I feel bad for the poor little skunk.  From a guy who’s not fond of these artificially flowery scents to begin with, I almost prefer the – VERY – distant smell of skunk.  Some of the smells that you women put up with just boggle my mind.  Nail polish?  Ugh!  Nail polish remover?  Even worse!  Hair dye?  Pee-yeww!  The hair stuff for a permanent?  Even worse!  Potpourri, perfumes, room fresheners, scented candles???  Almost all crap, as far as I’m concerned.  Just bathe regularly and use deodorant, but otherwise be natural.  There’s nothing wrong with a light funk.  Dogs, like yer uncle, don’t like to be thrown off the scent!  Be well and do good, friends.)   —   YUR

Related articles

• This Exists: Skunks As The Latest ‘It’ Pet (mediaite.com)
• An attempt to domesticate the opossum and the striped skunk (retrieverman.wordpress.com)
• Creatures of the Night (Another afternoon with my grandparents) (katrichterwrites.wordpress.com)
• And, do you know what else stinks?  Check out the link below: (probably have to cut and paste)

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/world/2011/07/02/black.greece.gaza.flotilla.cnn