Archive for July 2nd, 2011

Cryptoquote Spoiler – 07/02/11

a teal mail envelope made from File:Mail reply.svg

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I believe in opening mail once a month, whether it needs it or not.”   —   Bob Considine

(A man after my own heart!  I HATE mail!  I’ve got a little over a week’s worth staring at me as I write this.)   —   YUR

Jumble Spoiler – 07/02/11

Striped Skunks (Mephitis mephitis)

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Visual Description:  Pepicella Le Pew’s failed attempt as a cosmetic counter girl.


Clue/Question:  The skunk would probably get fired from her job because she . . .

Answer:  STUNK AT IT

(Pretty easy, today!  Cute drawing.  I feel bad for the poor little skunk.  From a guy who’s not fond of these artificially flowery scents to begin with, I almost prefer the – VERY – distant smell of skunk.  Some of the smells that you women put up with just boggle my mind.  Nail polish?  Ugh!  Nail polish remover?  Even worse!  Hair dye?  Pee-yeww!  The hair stuff for a permanent?  Even worse!  Potpourri, perfumes, room fresheners, scented candles???  Almost all crap, as far as I’m concerned.  Just bathe regularly and use deodorant, but otherwise be natural.  There’s nothing wrong with a light funk.  Dogs, like yer uncle, don’t like to be thrown off the scent!  Be well and do good, friends.)   —   YUR

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