Sunday Cryptoquote Spoiler – 08/22/10

“I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.“   —   Joe E. Brown

(This guy was funny back in the days when you didn’t need to curse to get a laugh . . . assuming you were any good.)   —   YUR

Sunday Jumble Spoiler – 08/22/10

Visual Description:  Lining up for a rub-down in the training room.

GLENET  =  GENTLE,  LEZZUP  =  PUZZLE,  KONYED  =  DONKEY,  DIBRYH  =  HYBRID,  HYNTAS  =  SHANTY,  LIFFUT  =  FITFUL   —   Giving us:  ELELEDKHDANFI

Clue/Question:  Why the team hired the massage therapist.

Answer:  HE FILLED A “KNEAD“

(VERY good!  Good clue words, nice scrambling of the answer letters, and a good pun!  They even managed to give us quotation marks . . . rare for a Sunday!  Be good, do good, people!)   —   YUR