Cryptoquote Spoiler – 04/20/10

“An advertising agency is eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission.”   — Fred Allen

(Very tough, today!  No “A”, “I” or “THE”.  No “PEOPLE”, “EVER”, “NEVER”, “WHICH” or “THAT”, etc..  This ranks up there as one of the toughest I’ve ever had to solve.  But, as with most Fred Allen quotes, very amusing.) — YUR

Jumble Spoiler – 04/20/10

Visual Description:  A father handing over the car keys to his appreciative son.

SUYFS  =  FUSSY,  VERIP  =  VIPER,  BEEVAH  =  BEHAVE,  JUNIER  =  INJURE   —   Giving us:  SSIEEHINR

Clue/Question:  What the teen promised to do when he asked for the car.

Answer:  RISE AND SHINE

(Quotation marks around shine?  What do you guys think?  Maybe around the whole thing?  Not bad, I guess.  Pretty pedestrian clue words, today.) — YUR