He’s baaa-ack!!!

Tiger says: Lay’s.  Get YOUR Smile On! No One Can (discr-)Eat Just One!

(Country) Cryptoquote Spoiler – 02/19/10

“If you talk bad about country music, it’s like saying bad things about my momma.  Them’s fightin’ words.”   — Dolly Parton

(This morning’s headache, and trying to figger out country speak, made today’s cryptoquote a lot harder than it should’ve been.  I was pretty sure about the “T’s, “I”s and the “S” s from the beginning, so “things” was looking 90% good.  But then what ended up being “them’s” was giving me pause.  Having only two “E”s in the puzzle was a factor as well.  Actually, this made for a fairly challenging cryptoquote.  Oh.  And, I kin tawk country when I wants to.  I jes weren’t lookin’ fer it.) — YUR

Jumble Spoiler – 02/19/10

Visual Description:  Rich bitch, doing what she does best.

SYSAG  =  GASSY,  IKKAH  =  KHAKI,  NOPETT  =  POTENT,  NAANAB  =  BANANA   —   Giving us:  GHIOTNN

Clue/Question:  What she did to keep her hands soft.

Answer:  NOTHING

(Sorry about today’s slight delay, folks.  Woke up a little late, with a small headache.  Then the cryptoquote took longer than it should have.) — YUR