Cryptoquote Spoiler – 12/22/09

“When I’m hungry, I eat.  When I’m thirsty, I drink.  When I feel like saying something, I say it.”   — Madonna

(Nothing against the lady, but I sure hope she’s not too widely quoted.  I just shudder at the thought of future generations saying:  Madonna say . . . a la: Confucius say . . .) —  YUR

Jumble Spoiler – 12/22/09

Visual Description:  A Bohemian-type working the Bohemian Pilsner tap.

GERAW  =  WAGER,  UNDOB  =  BOUND,  RIMPER  =  PRIMER,  EUFLOW  =  WOEFUL   —   Giving us:  WEBDRRWE

Clue/Question:  What the struggling artist did when he worked as a bartender.

Answer:  DREW A BREW