Cryptoquote Spoiler – 12/09/09

“A morning-glory at my window satisfies me more than the metaphysics of books.”   — Walt Whitman

(And waking to dog crap on the carpet, and a mysterious wall leak,  sets a lousy tone for any day!) —   YUR

Jumble Spoiler – 12/09/09

Visual Description:  An annoyed patron with his talkative barber.

PLYSH  =  SYLPH,  ODITI  =  IDIOT,  INSHIF  =  FINISH,  GICART  =  TRAGIC   —   Giving us:  SHOTIIHRAG

Clue/Question:  What the gabby barber did (to his customer).

Answer:  GOT IN HIS “HAIR”

(Purposely vague/misleading with the question!  Right, Ken?) —   YUR