(Mostly Bad) Tiger Woods Jokes

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Q. What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?

A. Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.

Headline from another UK paper:  “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant”

Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger’s wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

That’s no way to treat the caddy after a win.

I hear the argument started over Thanksgiving dinner when he asked his wife if he could have another piece of white meat.

Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole.

I made it out of my driveway this morning, now I can finally say that I can out-drive Tiger.

Tiger is bringing out a new rescue club called the “Elin”

Q. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning?
A. They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between an iron and a wood.

One thing that Tiger proved is that even the best golfers hit trees.

3 Responses to “(Mostly Bad) Tiger Woods Jokes”

  1. 1 terry December 12, 2009 at 10:28 am

    condom company coming out with new reusable condom in honour of tiger .good for 18 holes

  2. 2 unclerave December 12, 2009 at 10:57 am

    ba-dum-bum! Scores high in both the humor category AND the gross out category! Reusable? Ewww! Most guys don’t even want to use them ONCE! — YUR

  3. 3 dc2 September 30, 2010 at 11:24 am

    “Look out Tigerrrr, she’s behind youuuuu”

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