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Q. What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?
A. Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.
Headline from another UK paper: “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant”
Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger’s wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.
That’s no way to treat the caddy after a win.
I hear the argument started over Thanksgiving dinner when he asked his wife if he could have another piece of white meat.
Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole.
I made it out of my driveway this morning, now I can finally say that I can out-drive Tiger.
Tiger is bringing out a new rescue club called the “Elin”
Q. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2:30 in the morning?
A. They went clubbing
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between an iron and a wood.
One thing that Tiger proved is that even the best golfers hit trees.
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condom company coming out with new reusable condom in honour of tiger .good for 18 holes
ba-dum-bum! Scores high in both the humor category AND the gross out category! Reusable? Ewww! Most guys don’t even want to use them ONCE! — YUR
“Look out Tigerrrr, she’s behind youuuuu”