Happy Birthday To Hellen!

Your card is already on the way! —   Vud

(Don’t question the spelling of the name, people.  I know what I’m doing.) —   YUR

Cryptoquote Spoiler – 10/09/09

“The trouble with some women is that they get all excited over nothing — then they marry him.”   — Cher

(It’s funny.  This quip only seems to work when it’s a woman commenting on other women.  I doubt a masculine version of it could cut the same mustard.) —   YUR

Jumble Spoiler – 10/09/09

Visual Description:  Happy donut customers, getting a bargain.

HESEP  =  SHEEP,  LUTEL  =  TULLE,  VHIALS  =  LAVISH,  INLOPP  =  POPLIN   —   Giving us:  SELEAHOL

Clue/Question:  The shop owner’s donut discount amounted to . . .

Answer:  “HOLE” SALE

(I guess these guys just aren’t consistent with their use of quotation marks.  You know, even if the answers are easy, it never hurts to visit your unclerave!) —   YUR