Cryptoquote Spoiler – 06/08/09

“There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared, and that is twins.”   — Josh Billings

(I bet old Josh wouldn’t be all Aw shucks!  Ain’t that sweet! – like so many of our current brain dead pundits and reporters are – when it comes to the Octomom.  What’s a quaint and clever way to call somebody a parasite???) —   YUR

Jumble Spoiler – 06/08/09

Visual Description:  Perp copping a plea with the judge.

GYKAW  =  GAWKY,  AXORB  =  BORAX,  YORPOL  =  POORLY,  HATHEL  =  HEALTH   —   Giving us:  WKORPOAT

Clue/Question:  What the thief did when he was caught robbing the fur store.

Answer:  TOOK THE “WRAP”

(Good one, guys!) —   YUR