Cryptoquote Spoiler – 06/02/09

“It is the little bits of things that fret and worry us; we can dodge an elephant but we can’t dodge a fly.”   —   Josh Billings

(I bet ol’ Josh and Mr. Twain and Will Rogers have welcomed George Carlin into their celestial fraternity.  I know George wasn’t a big believer in the afterlife, but I think they’d all get along like gangbusters.)   —  YUR

Jumble Spoiler – 06/02/09

Visual Description:  Dis-satisfied diner at a Teutonic eatery.

YURST  =  RUSTY,  THAWE  =  WHEAT,  SUSTLY  =  STYLUS,  WARROH  =  HARROW   —   Giving us:  RSWTSTUROW

Clue/Question:  How the German diner described his meal.

Answer:  THE WORST WURST

Cryptoquote Spoiler – 06/01/09

“There is trouble and sorrow enough in the world without making it on purpose.”   — W.D. Howells

Jumble Spoiler – 06/01/09

(Almost yesterday’s!)

Visual Description:  Administrative assistant tending to her priorities.

GANTY  =  TANGY,  VOYIR  =  IVORY,  GRAFEO  =  FORAGE,  BILBEN  =  NIBBLE   —   Giving us:  NIFGIL

Clue/Question:  His secretary was good at this.

Answer:  “FILING“