Cryptoquote Spoiler – 05/27/09

“Fortunes made in no time are like shirts made in no time; it’s ten-to-one if they hang long together.”   —   James Russell Lowell

(Well, since I don’t really have all that long . . . I wouldn’t mind seeing some fast cash coming my way!)   —   YUR

Jumble Spoiler – 05/27/09

Visual Description:  Skittish locksmith needlessly alarming some shoppers.

TADAP  =  ADAPT,  YOLLJ  =  JOLLY,  MOECEB  =  BECOME,  VADCIE  =  ADVICE   —   Giving us:  TLBODE

Clue/Question: What the locksmith did when he thought he heard gunfire.

Answer:  HE “BOLTED”

(One of the easier ones, right kids?)   —   YUR

(Stupid Late) Cryptoquote Spoiler – 05/26/09

“Humanity is never so beautiful as when praying for forgiveness, or else forgiving another.”   — Jean Paul Richter

(Stupid Late) Jumble Spoiler – 05/26/09

Visual Description:  Overbearing wife, telling her husband what to do.

DAULT  =  ADULT,  OMIDI  =  IDIOM,  CHINTS  =  SNITCH,  THOGTE  =  GHETTO —   Giving us:  DUIISNTGHO

Clue/Question:  She wasn’t a good cook, but she was good at this.

Answer:  “DISHING” IT OUT

(Long Day, Bad Day.  Sorry, folks.) —   YUR