Cryptoquote Spoiler – 09/08/08

“Winning is the most important thing in my life – after breathing.”   —   George Steinbrenner

(This seems a little harsh, coming on the morning that Yankee fans find their team in 4th place . . . behind Toronto.  They’re 8 1/2 games out of the Wild Card spot with 17 games left to play.  Their elimination number is 12.  Whoever is responsible for the Cryptoquote must be either a Red Sox or a Mets fan!  And, of course, it doesn’t pain your uncle any, to post the quote in Mets’ colors!)   YUR

Jumble Spoiler – 09/08/08

KIMPS = SKIMP, VOYNE = ENVOY, YULOHN = UNHOLY, CLUBEK = BUCKLE   —   Giving us:  IPENNHLUC

Visual Description:  Harried comedian responding to the peanut gallery.

Clue/Question:  What the comedian gave the heckler.

Answer:  A “PUNCH“ LINE