Kontemptible Karl – Update!

We’ve come to this remote island, and you’ll never believe what we’ve found.  The fugitive, Rove!  (Seems he can’t hide here, either.)

Simply serve an arrest warrant, with the assistance of the local authorities, and he’ll be in U.S. custody in no time!  Find out: why he outed a CIA agent, how he targeted and harassed an “unfriendly” governor . . . all on the sly.

I’m Bill Curtis.  And I’ve just found . . . the fugitive, Rove.

Karl rove can’t hide anymore.  Get the Contempt of Congress charge back on the table, and restore this country’s Rule of Law!

(Uncle Rave has been granted full immunity for any resemblance this may have to any actual telecom commercial.)   YUR

Cryptoquote Spoiler – 07/28/08

“I don’t care how much a man talks if he only says it in a few words.”   —   Josh Billings

( . . . and those words are intelligible, appropriate and actual words, Mr. President.)   YUR

Jumble Spoiler – 07/28/08

NORCO = CROON, YACKT = TACKY, RAFIAN = FARINA, LARBUT = BRUTAL   —   Giving us:  CONTCKNABUA

Visual Description:  Cautious wife tempering anxious husband in the auto showroom.

Clue/Question:  This takes some study before a big purchase.

Answer:  A BANK ACCOUNT