Cryptoquote Spoiler

“Regarding the Vice President:  All he has to do is get up every morning and say, ‘How is the President?’”   —   Will Rogers

(Anyone who is SERIOUSLY considering John McCain for President better REALLY like his choice for Veep.  John turns 72 on August the 29th.  Almost 2 1/2 years older than when Ronald Reagan first took the oath of office.)   YUR

(Another EASY) Jumble Spoiler

LOFEN = FELON, KEREC = CREEK, FERREP = PREFER, NAUVEE = AVENUE   —   Giving us:  LREPFAU

Visual Description:  A neighborly (neighbourly – for our Brit buddies) dispute over a fireworks display.

Clue/Question:  What the feuding neighbors had on the Fourth of July?

Answer:  A “FLARE“ UP

(This one was a real gift.)  YUR