Cryptoquote Spoiler

“I used to work in a fire hydrant factory.  You couldn’t park anywhere near the place.”   —   Steven Wright

(AKA: The Henny Youngman of Qualudia)

Jumble Spoiler

UNEES = ENSUE, KALFE = FLAKE, JOADIN = ADJOIN, FRIVEY = VERIFY   —   Giving us:  ESFEOINVF

Visual Description:  Verbally abusive tackler sacking the QB.

Clue/Question:  The referee thought the defensive lineman was . . .

Answer:  OFFENSIVE