Cryptoquote Spoiler

“I’m proud to pay taxes in America.  The only thing is I would be just as proud for half the money.”   —   Arthur Godfrey

(I’d be even prouder if my tax dollars weren’t lining the pockets of Halliburton, Bechtel, Fluor, Parsons and the Washington Group . . . all while our national debt approaches $9.5 Trillion!)

Your Uncle Rave

Jumble Spoiler

FALEY = LEAFY, HINKT = THINK, HERITH = HITHER, SPRAYT = PASTRY   —   Giving us:  EFTHITRASR

Visual Description:  A man ranting about a bill, in front of his startled family.

Clue/Question:  What happened when he got the bill for the roof?

Answer:  HE HIT THE “RAFTERS”