(Late) Cryptoquote Spoiler – 07/17/09

“I honestly believe it is better to know nothing than to know what ain’t so.“   — Josh Billings

(This exact line of thinking has always kept me from pursuing religious studies.) —   YUR

Cryptoquote Spoiler – 06/08/09

“There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared, and that is twins.“   — Josh Billings

(I bet old Josh wouldn’t be all Aw shucks!  Ain’t that sweet! – like so many of our current brain dead pundits and reporters are – when it comes to the Octomom.  What’s a quaint and clever way to call somebody a parasite???) —   YUR

Cryptoquote Spoiler – 06/02/09

“It is the little bits of things that fret and worry us; we can dodge an elephant but we can’t dodge a fly.”   —   Josh Billings

(I bet ol’ Josh and Mr. Twain and Will Rogers have welcomed George Carlin into their celestial fraternity.  I know George wasn’t a big believer in the afterlife, but I think they’d all get along like gangbusters.)   —  YUR

Cryptoquote Spoiler – 03/20/09

“Every man has a right to his opinion, provided it agress with ours.”   —   Josh Billings

Cryptoquote Spoiler 02/25/09

“It is very easy to manage your neighbor’s business, but our own sometimes bothers us.”   —   Josh Billings